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Tired of SEO content writers that suck?
ChadMillion recruits and trains ace content writers on auto-pilot with automated job posts,
writing tests, interview questions, and paid sample outlines
No credit card required
✅ Made by REAL writers
✅ Makes evaluation & training easy
✅ Makes recruiting simple
Chad Millions: Recruit and Train Writers on Auto-Pilot (With Our Proven Copywriting Training)
Is content your #1 bottleneck? Is hiring writers the biggest pain in the A** you’ve ever encountered in your SEO career? Do you constantly struggle to hire writers, and even when you do, they run off or stop caring?
Sorry, but there are great writers with potential everywhere – you just don’t know how to find them.
We do.
ChadMillions is the first ever SEO content writer hiring and training tool made by real copywriters – not SEOs. It’s like hiring real copywriters to hire and train new writers for you.
Every SEO client we’ve ever had makes the same mistakes: Misguided job posts, useless writing tests that hurt your chances of finding good writers, and disorganized, directionless paid samples with 0 proper training goals.
You’re basically shooting yourself in the foot from the beginning. That’s why you can’t find anyone.
They pay us a lot of money to fix everything. But, frankly, we’re getting old and lazy, so we made a software that does it for 10x cheaper.z
Just imagine how much easier the hiring would be with:
1️⃣ Job posts with the RIGHT information
2️⃣ Job applications that filter out scammers and let the cream rise to the top
3️⃣ Writing tests that not only filter the best but TRAIN writers to bring out the best in themselves
4️⃣ Interviews that don’t waste anyone’s time
5️⃣ Paid samples that train writers to produce high-quality content based on core copywriting principles
The entire hiring pipeline has already been done FOR YOU with the exact optimal steps for hiring the best writers.
You just follow our steps, check the writer’s work, and click some buttons.
Imagine putting your writer hiring process on auto-pilot. All you do is enter in some information and follow our directions. You sit back, relax, and let ChadMillions fly the plane.
Here’s HOW IT WORKS
[Desired outcome] Has never been so easy. Here’s how it works:
1️⃣ Fill in your company needs and details:
Fill in our premade generator to instantly make the perfect job post WITHOUT irrelevant information that obscures your needs and attracts scammers.
2️⃣ Filter writers based on our criteria:
ChadMillions produces the optimal job application and writing test with built-in filtering mechanisms that scare off scammers and expose “WoRdSmItHs” who can’t write. Just evaluate each writing test according to our criteria and we generate a writer rating. Choose the best to enter the training, and you’re almost there.
3️⃣ Fill in your company needs and details:
Use our pre-made training sample outline to put writers through a 2-in-1 hiring and training process. Not only do you get to see the best performers, but writers “learn on the job” so they produce even better content once they’re on your staff. You’re killing two birds with one stone in just a single training sample.
“Say Goodbye to… RIP inbox, Scammers, Clowns using AI spinners. Bad hires, Low-quality content & Money wasted on bad writers”
ALL THE FEATURES
YOU NEED
Auto-generate optimized job posts
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Paid samples that test and train for high-converting skills
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Test for skills for blue-chip skills that matter most
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Auto-eval with writer score
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Stop shooting yourself in the foot with shit interviews
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Shortlist & Chat
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TESTIMONIALS
Chadmillions is used by SEOs big and small. Here’s what they had to say:
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Hey, we’re Kevin and Ben. Just two Chads making a living hiring and training writers (and occasionally writing content).
Hiring SEO content writers is a bitch. We know because we’ve been doing it for almost 10 years.
It’s the #1 bottleneck of every single client of ours.
The same S*** happens every single time you try to hire a content writer:
- R.I.P Inbox: Dozens of copy/paste message like “I’m a passionate and skilled wordsmith” or I have “centuries of experience CrAfTiNg aMaZiNg sEo BlOgZ”
- Outright Scammers: Writers passing off fake or edited samples as their own – when they can’t actually write at all
- Ghost Stories: 50% of applicants mysteriously disappearing in the SEO Bermuda Triangle and never getting back to you
- What the F*** Happened? I Liked That Writer: The interview goes great, but the writing is just never up to par and you don’t know why
- Stomach Aches: You don’t know what to look for, so you “go with your gut”…only for it to NEVER work out
Trust us, we know. We’ve been in SEO content for nearly 10 years.
But a decade writing, hiring, training, and editing has taught us an amazing, invaluable lesson:
It’s not the writers. IT’S YOU.
It’s true.
Hear us out…
The reason you can’t find good content writers is because YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
After working with dozens and dozen of SEO clients hiring hundreds of writers, we see SEOs making the same mistakes over, and over, and over, and over again:
🛑 Job posts with the WRONG or IRRELEVANT information
🛑 Expectations NOT SET or TOTALLY MISSING THE MARK
🛑 Evaluating writers based on TOTALLY WORTHLESS METRICS
🛑 Testing for BULLSHIT that DOESN’T MATTER
🛑 Interviews ASKING the WRONG QUESTIONS
🛑 Paid samples and training processes that HURT your BUSINESS and MAKE YOUR WRITERS WORSE
And THAT is what motivated us to make this tool…
We’ve taken all of our content knowledge, processes, hiring tricks, and training hacks, and put them into a simple, almost automated tool that ANYONE can use.
Instead of shooting yourselves in the foot and hiring bad writers, EVERYTHING will change:
✅ Job posts with CORRECT information that ATTRACTS TOP TALENT
✅ Writing tests that FILTER spammers, bring the 1% to the TOP, and BRINGS OUT THE BEST in every candidate
✅ Evaluation metrics Evaluating writers on skills that ACTUALLY MATTER LONG-TERM for conversions and retention
✅ Interviews done CORRECTLY with the RIGHT QUESTIONS in the RIGHT SETTING
✅ Paid samples that TEST CORRECTLY and drill GOOD HABITS into writers
What does all of this lead to?
👉 More conversions
👉 Better engagement
👉 No more bottlenecks— only smoothe processes
👉 Fewer edits
👉 Editors NOT having MENTAL BREAKDOWNS
👉 Building a REAL brand and not just an SEO SITE
Hiring bad writers leads tomeans you have bad content. And that means you’re bleeding money.
- Reviews that don’t convert
- Hours wasted playing email tag
- Bounce rates 10x higher than conversion rates
- Editors on the brink of nervous breakdowns because your content writer CAN’T EVEN FOLLOW A F****** OUTLINE
- Topic backlogs collecting dust because your writers like excuses more than typing
(tool name) has totally revolutionized the SEO game. We’re like ChatGPT, just less menacing and not trying to take over the world and enslave humanity.
All you have to do is click some buttons and follow our directions. Everything is super easy. “Did the writer do this? Check. Did they do that? Check. OK, did they follow this direction? Check”. And when it’s all done our tool auto-scores them based on all of these criteria.
You just choose the one with the highest score.
Appeal to logic and emotion: By the way, we’d be totally happy if you just hired us to find writers for you. Forget using this tool. That costs $1,000 for 2 writers instead of (price comes later here). PLEASE DON’T USE THIS TOOL. HIRE US INSTEAD. WE’RE FRAUDS!!!!
US VS THEM
Why keep [HATED OUTCOME] When you can [Desired outcome] ?
WITHOUT CHADMILLIONS
🛑R.I.P Inbox
🛑Minefields of fake portfolios
🛑Days wasted on bullshit
🛑“Eh. I’ll go with my gut”
🛑Testing useless skills
WITH CHADMILLIONS
✅Clean, manageable inbox
✅Evaluate what matters
✅ Hire on auto-pilot as quickly as possible
✅ Test concrete skills that lead to conversions and quality
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